I’m really fat (355lbs) Yesterday at work some adorable little kid made fun of me. He was the cutest kid ever maybe age 9, I seriously wanted to like him but when I was handing him his ketchup in the drive thru he sang “Let your new life begin, call 1800 get slim” (It’s a song from a lap band = weight loss procedure commercial.) His older brother (I assume) started laughing as they pulled off.
Step 1: I got very sad but looked at the cars bumper sticker. It read “My son is an Honor student at Hidden Trails Elementary”
Step 2: I prayed to God that Karma would catch up to this kid somehow.
Step 3: Before work I drove to the school to see if any thing bad may have happened to the kid. (Note, it’s on my way to work and I wasn’t expecting to actually see the kid anyways.)
However, as I parked off road and walked up to the gate he’s like the first kid I see. He’s on the closest basketball court shooting hoops. I hear him say “No way” as he looking at me. He then says “G-O what guys, that’s the lady I sang it to right there.” They then drop the ball and run up to me. It was about five kids. He smiles all cutely and says “Hi”
Step 5: I curse him out, badly. Then I kick dirt on his shoes and socks.
As I’m leaving I hear him say “I’m telling my brothers girlfriend I know where you work.” So now I’m scared. I mean the girl can’t be that bad, the kid is well off (he had expensive shoes and clothes and his parents had a nice car) but I’ve never been in a fight plus I don’t want drama at my job. Did I go a step too far? Should I have just drove on by? What should I do now?



Let your new life begin, call 1 800 get slim. Youre really fat.
Nah. I would have been tempted to run the little brat over.
Who’s laughing now?
If this is all true, why would you focus on what a 9 year old says or thinks? You don’t know him and he’s not your kid, so what does it matter?
Also, I wouldn’t be worried about threats from a 9 year old.
wow…that’s a bit creepy on your part to stalk the kid. maybe you should lose some weight becauase it’s extremely unhealthy to be obese. you’re basically killing yourself. i’d worry more about that then what some kid says. go to the gym and start caring about yourself and you will make yourself happy.
Do what Elisha did in the bible when they mocked him for being bald, curse them and summon 2 bears to rip apart and eat a group of kids
You went about 200 pounds to far is what you did.
Honor Student?
It’s a perfect example of how knowledge has very little to do with moral integrity and intellect. Yes, he was a child. You went too far.
Please never appeal to some celestial deity. Hire a mercenary but don’t pray.
Diabetes will solve your problems…dirtying those shoes is a serious offense…at least the kid was truthful…
Yeah, the best thing to do when anyone is mean to you (especially stupid little kids) is just ignore it. It’s their own problem that they’re jerks.